Dark Horse Emerges As Favourite To Succeed Kenny
Housing Minister Paudie Coffey has insisted that a Dark Horse is likely to emerge to challenge for the leadership of Fine Gael when Enda Kenny, current leader and Acting Taoiseach, moves on. “Of course...
View ArticleNominations Close For “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?”
Nominations closed earlier this evening for the coveted position of President of the Irish Farmers Association. Past holders of the title have managed to amass fortunes leading to placement on the...
View ArticleEnvironmentally Friendly News
Loveable stage Irish man, full time gombeen and publican Michael Healy-Rae TD for Kerry South today tested the very outer bounds of cognitive dissonance by repeating his call for a relaxation of drink...
View ArticleSkellig Michael Alas Too Far Far Away
FACTS ARE FACTS Well Gerry, I hope you’re happy. You’ve broken the hearts of Irish “Trekkeries” and chased away untold billions of filming fees. Yes readers you heard it here first. The real reason...
View ArticleFianna Fáil “Ready to return to Government”
ELECTORATE READY TO “RETURN TO THE CENTRE…” An unrepentant MaFFianna Fáil today threatened that it was ready to “return to government” and that it had “plans” for the hated USC (Universal Shafting...
View ArticleFianna Fail In Negative Poster Shock!
There has been outrage in political circles at the new so called “negative” campaign posters released today by well known crime syndicate MaFFianna Fail which feature popular primary school teacher...
View ArticleDaoine Na h’Eireann. Come With Me If You Want To Live
This sketch was first broadcast on Newstalk 106 in 2009. For those of you who say “nobody warned us that the Irish electorate has the attention span of a lobotomised prawn”. A warning from the past...
View ArticleNTA Announces Athlone Initiative To Combat Dublin Bus Congestion
The National Transport Authority (NTA) has announced plans for new orbital bus corridors. Presently huge delays are caused by passengers being forced to take buses which travel in a straight line...
View ArticleUnity Of Shane Ross Threatened By Split Over Judge
The Unity of Shane Ross, the current Minister for Stepaside, has been threatened by a row amongst him over the appointment of former Attorney General Máire Whelan to the Court of Appeal. Mr. Ross...
View ArticleBasset Calls For Ireland To Leave EU
A former confection, dog breed and Irish Ambassador to Canada has called on Ireland to consider leaving the EU. Ray Basset has pointed out that the bulk of Ireland’s trade is with Queen Elizabeth the...
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