Love/Hate Example Missing
It has been over two days since someone was quoted in the media as saying something was “…like something out of Love/Hate” Marian Finnucane may have said it during her popular weekly coughing fit...
View ArticleHe did the state some service
‘It truly grieved him, as the son of a man who fought for his country’s independence, to see the sacrifices of his father’s generation discarded by lesser men.’ Tom Gilmartin jnr, at the funeral mass...
View ArticleNigella Responds –“Barry’s Not Good Crack – Just A Really Good User”
I don’t remember Barry. We never once hoovered up ‘Colombian marching powder’ together before dinner, or, for that matter, smoked cannabis while out of our minds on coke after dinner. The times I met...
View ArticleCharity Appeal on behalf of CRC
Every year, hundreds of old FF/FG/LAB party hacks face into Xmas with a sense of dread – facing the annual decision of where to spend Xmas and whether or not Dundrum Centre will be too packed for...
View ArticleLABOUR PAINS! Rat Leaves Sinking Ship, Catches Submarine
Hope is fading for the faculties of former chairman of the Labour Party and Galway East TD Colm Keaveney after reports that he has left Labour to join MaFFIanna Fail. Keaveney could not be contacted...
View ArticleI Never Met Coked Up Culinary Temptress – Egan
Sindo social hacky-sac Barry Eget “Nigella who? I don’t remember Nigella. We never once met – if we had I might have had the chance to fawn pathetically as she hoovered up ‘Colombian marching powder’...
View ArticleKenny ‘State of the Nation’ address to be signed by Mandela funeral faker
Taoiseacheen Edna Kenny (Mrs) is to make a televised address to the country on what Ireland’s highest paid comedy writers are calling “Ireland’s exit from the EU/IMF bailout programme”. The...
View ArticleNoonan hails Irish citizens as “Heroes”
The Reichschancellor for Finance Michael Noonan has hailed the Irish people as the real heroes of the bailout. Mr Noonan made his comments as he marked the official end of the bailout which will...
View ArticleGovernment Response to Flooding In Full
The government today, 5th January 2016, made a series of decisions designed to alleviate the difficulties of those subjected to flooding in their homes and businesses. These decisions include: 1. A...
View ArticleSupreme Leader Edna Where-He Declares Ireland “Best Small State in World With...
Fine Gael has said today it had carried out a “successful” hydrogen bomb test, a claim that – if true – massively raises the stakes over the senior coalition partner’s forthcoming Pretendy Election...
View ArticleHostage To Fortune Latest News
And the truth…? https://www.inmo.ie/Trolley_Ward_Watch (source: trolleywatch/inmo) Posted by @funnydub from the depths of the goldfish bowl
View ArticleDark Horse Emerges As Favourite To Succeed Kenny
Housing Minister Paudie Coffey has insisted that a Dark Horse is likely to emerge to challenge for the leadership of Fine Gael when Enda Kenny, current leader and Acting Taoiseach, moves on. “Of course...
View ArticleNominations Close For “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?”
Nominations closed earlier this evening for the coveted position of President of the Irish Farmers Association. Past holders of the title have managed to amass fortunes leading to placement on the...
View ArticleEnvironmentally Friendly News
Loveable stage Irish man, full time gombeen and publican Michael Healy-Rae TD for Kerry South today tested the very outer bounds of cognitive dissonance by repeating his call for a relaxation of drink...
View ArticleSkellig Michael Alas Too Far Far Away
FACTS ARE FACTS Well Gerry, I hope you’re happy. You’ve broken the hearts of Irish “Trekkeries” and chased away untold billions of filming fees. Yes readers you heard it here first. The real reason...
View ArticleFianna Fáil “Ready to return to Government”
ELECTORATE READY TO “RETURN TO THE CENTRE…” An unrepentant MaFFianna Fáil today threatened that it was ready to “return to government” and that it had “plans” for the hated USC (Universal Shafting...
View ArticleFianna Fail In Negative Poster Shock!
There has been outrage in political circles at the new so called “negative” campaign posters released today by well known crime syndicate MaFFianna Fail which feature popular primary school teacher...
View ArticleDaoine Na h’Eireann. Come With Me If You Want To Live
This sketch was first broadcast on Newstalk 106 in 2009. For those of you who say “nobody warned us that the Irish electorate has the attention span of a lobotomised prawn”. A warning from the past...
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